The next time I have turkey and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of turkey. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more turkey, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of turkey from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Humpdays with Handey #11 (holiday edition!)
Today's Deep Thought falls just a day before Thanksgiving and by adjusting one word, it's fitting. If you're feeling like shenanigans when it's time to sit down for the big meal, try this:
The next time I have turkey and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of turkey. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more turkey, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of turkey from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
The next time I have turkey and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of turkey. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more turkey, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of turkey from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
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HAHAH! I love these.
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